Chuck Norris Facts
1)Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
2)Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3)Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4)The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5)If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
6)Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
7)Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
8)Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
9)Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
10)In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
11)There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
If you want more this is where I lifted this from http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Enjoy….
1)Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
2)Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3)Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4)The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5)If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
6)Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
7)Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
8)Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
9)Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
10)In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
11)There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
If you want more this is where I lifted this from http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Enjoy….
posted by Jeramy Madrid at
7:33 AM
1 Comments:
I think you would like this movie if you haven't seen it yet:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267
Very funny and catchy song, as well as a hilarious Chuck Norris reference. Check it out if you haven't already.
Well, I still haven't a clue about what this game is really about, so I'll just go along with it. It took me awhile to think the answer for this question. Ok, so the story would be about me in the near future in a racing gran prix (speed) who had to woo this beautiful girl (beauty, of course) who had to make up a fantabulous (totally made up of that word) story to get her interested(story, duh). The game would be centered around the racing, but at the same time trying to make sure that the way one plays the game is consistent to the story initially told to the girl. The possibilites would be endless! (Depth)
How's that?
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